GPOYW — Boot Phone
Sep 30th
Chaz just chillin.
Sep 27th
neuski:
Question: Where do you pitch your tent?
Answer: Pitch it close enough to the electrical...
Sep 26th
love driving at dusk!
Sep 25th
trying this on for size.
Sep 24th
starting it off right.
Sep 24th
maniacalrage:
Dust Storm Sydney (via Highranger)
Today,...
Sep 23rd
Becoming a switcher of sorts.
So I bought Madden NFL 10 the...
Sep 18th
yeah, i’m that guy.
i’d like it to be known...
Sep 18th
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fucking great.
Sep 18th
Designing Obama
Sep 17th
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Britney Spears - Radar (Manhattan Clique UHF Remix)
I download a bunch of compilations over the...
Sep 17th
jakeandamir:
We joined accomplished ukelelist/YouTube sensation/recording artist Julia Nunes in...
Sep 16th
(via neuski)
god i love these.
Sep 16th
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Sep 15th
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neuski:
livejamie:
People who claim that Obama is a communist don’t understand what communism is....
Sep 15th
love is having inside jokes about tATu
Sep 15th
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haha, oh man. solid.
Sep 14th
sorry followers. i'm having a solid...
Sep 14th
Alex: so i have a prospect
Glenn: oh?
Alex: and get this: i met her at the same party i met sarah at.
Alex: it's like i planted a girlfriend tree seed at this party
Alex: and it is slowly growing branches
Glenn: lmao
Glenn: that's nuts
Glenn: oh?
Alex: and get this: i met her at the same party i met sarah at.
Alex: it's like i planted a girlfriend tree seed at this party
Alex: and it is slowly growing branches
Glenn: lmao
Glenn: that's nuts
Sep 14th
Alex Cerone: i'm just looking for a cute skinny girl that lives in mass or ct god damnit
Alex: by saying "skinny" you're already being too shallow and setting yourself up for disappointment
Alex: you need to be ready to accept that a girl you really like might not have visible hip bones
Alex Cerone: haha but but but
Alex Cerone: i like visible hip bones
Alex Cerone: lol
Alex: lmao
Alex Cerone: but no i'm not really that shallow i'm pretty much up for anything right now
Alex: haha gotcha
Alex Cerone: but i mean if i'm gonna date a girl she has to be hotter than chelsea
Alex: yeah definitely
Alex Cerone: i'm not downgrading
Alex: hahaha
Alex: by saying "skinny" you're already being too shallow and setting yourself up for disappointment
Alex: you need to be ready to accept that a girl you really like might not have visible hip bones
Alex Cerone: haha but but but
Alex Cerone: i like visible hip bones
Alex Cerone: lol
Alex: lmao
Alex Cerone: but no i'm not really that shallow i'm pretty much up for anything right now
Alex: haha gotcha
Alex Cerone: but i mean if i'm gonna date a girl she has to be hotter than chelsea
Alex: yeah definitely
Alex Cerone: i'm not downgrading
Alex: hahaha
Sep 14th
Alex: so plan to hang out with chels on saturday night
Alex: that's probably the night dave, his gf, her and me will hang out
Alex: since it's the only night i don't have to train dave
Alex Cerone: mannnnn
Alex: sorry bryguy
Alex Cerone: now you both are gonna have gfs and i'm gonna be all alone
Alex Cerone: :(
Alex: not only will you be alone
Alex: you'll be cold
Alex: in northern vermont
Alex: where you attend school
Alex Cerone: :(
Alex: sux.
Alex: that's probably the night dave, his gf, her and me will hang out
Alex: since it's the only night i don't have to train dave
Alex Cerone: mannnnn
Alex: sorry bryguy
Alex Cerone: now you both are gonna have gfs and i'm gonna be all alone
Alex Cerone: :(
Alex: not only will you be alone
Alex: you'll be cold
Alex: in northern vermont
Alex: where you attend school
Alex Cerone: :(
Alex: sux.
Sep 14th
Alex: i have this series of pornos
Alex: fuckedhard18.com
Alex: and the male guy is like actually pretty handsome
Glenn: lmfaooooo
Alex: and i think every so often they hire a dive model that's actually like excited to get fucked by him
Glenn: ahaha
Glenn: "finally, a good looking guy to pound my vaghole!"
Alex: yes
Alex: fuckedhard18.com
Alex: and the male guy is like actually pretty handsome
Glenn: lmfaooooo
Alex: and i think every so often they hire a dive model that's actually like excited to get fucked by him
Glenn: ahaha
Glenn: "finally, a good looking guy to pound my vaghole!"
Alex: yes
Sep 14th
Kyle: Pete is looking at offices above Dream Dinners.
Alex: i didn't think there were anymore
Alex: but that's tight
Alex: brand new
Kyle: Yeah, he doesn't know how $$$ though ;)
Kyle: So I'm sure its balls expensive.
Alex: haha heck yes
Alex: prime package store location
Alex: vodka and tonixxxxx for me
Alex: all day, every day
Alex: not to mention even closer to my house than the JI
Alex: who thought that was possible
Kyle: Hahah
Kyle: I'd rather do that than those places near Uconn.
Kyle: Which apparently is another option.
Alex: yeah
Alex: that also appeals to my drunken sensibilities
Alex: i didn't think there were anymore
Alex: but that's tight
Alex: brand new
Kyle: Yeah, he doesn't know how $$$ though ;)
Kyle: So I'm sure its balls expensive.
Alex: haha heck yes
Alex: prime package store location
Alex: vodka and tonixxxxx for me
Alex: all day, every day
Alex: not to mention even closer to my house than the JI
Alex: who thought that was possible
Kyle: Hahah
Kyle: I'd rather do that than those places near Uconn.
Kyle: Which apparently is another option.
Alex: yeah
Alex: that also appeals to my drunken sensibilities
Sep 14th
(via lookatthisfuckingteabagger)
lolzzzz
Sep 13th
neuski:
I should have stopped at 3 drinks.
No, you should’ve probably reached 13.
Sep 13th
topherchris:
Planning out the art for my apartment.
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Sep 12th
très equis??
Sep 12th
maniacalrage:
Bionic Eyes by Techno Tuesday
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Sep 11th
this just in: LED clock to add to my desk already full of...
Sep 10th
Serial Musicographers
Tyler: so who are these nanos for?Alex: serial musicographers?
Tyler: best. answer. ever.
Alex: tumbl it, you won't.
Tyler: I'm trying to resist
Alex: resistance is futile.
Sep 9th
there it is folks. 30,000 happy subscribers right now are...
Sep 8th
commuting afford other luxuries, I suppose.
Sep 2nd
GPOYW:
BANG BANG, YOU DEAD!
Sep 2nd
fancy new workstations at the library
Sep 2nd
my dogs are adorableeeeee
Sep 2nd
jacob:
shut the fuck up
grumpy much?
Sep 2nd