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Uncomfortably Numb

We’re nearing the two month mark since my wisdom teeth removal surgery. The right side of my lower lip is still numb. Will I be smiling crookedly and making out sloppily for the rest of my life?

hipsterpuppies:

lexy only smokes american spirits, but will drink practically anything
[photo via aiiaznsk8er]

hipsterpuppies:

lexy only smokes american spirits, but will drink practically anything

[photo via aiiaznsk8er]

fuck. fuckfuckfuck.

fuck. fuckfuckfuck.

If you have more than one job or are married and you and your spouse both work and the combined earnings from all jobs exceed $18,000 ($32,000 if married), see the Two-Earners/Multiple Jobs Worksheet on page 2 to avoid having too little tax withheld.

IRS Form W-4 (2010)

Learning lessons the hard way is never fun.

(via neuski)

fuckin’ TELL ME ABOUT IT.

don’t do this to me, UConn.

don’t do this to me, UConn.

great

great

yay for getting the advertised efficiency!

yay for getting the advertised efficiency!

This brings me right back to business law class. :)