Alex Bousquet

tumblr, I have not shared with you my almost 3-month-old car yet… but I will soon! once the weather shapes up a bit.

lookatthisfuckinghipster:

“Shit. I thought ‘March Madness’ was some kind of sick dance party.”

theinternetaccordingtoadrian:

(via jager)

excellent

pile:

josephschmitt:

And Then There Was Salsa

Now this is how you do a site takeover (and also how you continue the stereotype that latin people can dance).

This is so ridiculous it’s ridiculous.

Damn, bonkers.

Damn, that was very effective.

neuski:

Suck it in!

I was douched in the very same manner this morning at Dunkin Donuts.

A new club banger from Lil’ Jon and Pitbull (an unstoppable combo IMO): Work It Out.

Ke$ha featuring Three 6 Mafia - Slow Motion

So. damn. hot.

mrgan:

This is what I see when I click “Friends” in Facebook’s main menu (when I log in once every 3 weeks.) Nowhere does it show my actual Facebook contacts. Just in case you were under the mistaken impression that Facebook is for keeping in touch with your friends.

(Click for full size)

(Names grayed out to protect the presumably innocent.)

Here’s what mine looks like. It looks like your default Friends tab is stuck on my “Find Friends” tab.

neuski:

Tumblr finally has added replies.

We’re nearing the two month mark since my wisdom teeth removal surgery. The right side of my lower lip is still numb. Will I be smiling crookedly and making out sloppily for the rest of my life?

hipsterpuppies:

lexy only smokes american spirits, but will drink practically anything

[photo via aiiaznsk8er]

fuck. fuckfuckfuck.

IRS Form W-4 (2010)

Learning lessons the hard way is never fun.

(via neuski)

fuckin’ TELL ME ABOUT IT.

don’t do this to me, UConn.

great

yay for getting the advertised efficiency!

This brings me right back to business law class. :)

new business cards. bonus points for it matching my cap?

failure to sell me on amazon prime.

Here’s a 667th, for superstition’s sake.

neuski:

1. Tell me I have too much time on my hands because I sketched a hamburger.

I think the comment “you have too much time on your hands” in general is douchey as hell. it’s called individualism, people.

draegs:

That’s the font the document I need to edit was originally typed in.  When will people learn?

That’s alright… the menu at the restaurant I went to today was written in Comic Sans.

hellaposer:

Would it kill you to let me type in weather.com/zip and get my weather? I mean, weather.com/weather/local/zip is stupid - gimme some dang url shortening.

Heck. Yes.

oh sweet, ford put a grill on the back too. now that’s what I call value!

topherchris:

I hate the Verizon commercials. I really wish AT&T would just come out and say:

If you live in a part of the country where we don’t have 3G, kill yourself.

(via topherchris)

jakelodwick:

I miss my fullon compadres :(

This is excellent.

Not at the moment, no. This question is intensely relevant, because I just had my wisdom teeth removed about 3 weeks ago and I was forced to live on pudding and apple sauce for days upon days.

While I am now back to eating solid foods, my bitterness towards pudding and apple sauce has not entirely faded yet.

Why yes, yes I am! Just go to alexbousquet.com/ask and ask away!

prepared

ohyeahfacts:

When the FedEx logo is translated to other languages, the arrow (previously) points in the direction the language is read.

(via TooMuchNick)

neuski:

I don’t remember asking Santa for a cold.

Well he gave you snow without asking as well, so I guess he was in a giving mood.

top shelf bitchhh

Boss’ new dog. ADORABLE!

This is—dare I say it—perfect.

hellaposer:

The second tilt-shift video to come out of Walt Disney World, this one featuring Epcot. Be sure to check out the first if you didn’t see it before.

this is great

Today is an absolute win.

I’m totally nerding out to this song right now. I just know I’m going to get made fun of when I bump it at the usual party spot this weekend.

Here’s my flavors.me site. Going to be replacing Tumblr as the destination for AlexBousquet.com as soon as the option is available.

neuski:

flavors.me has moved from alpha to beta which means that everyone can see my page! I’m really excited about aggregating my online content so much that I am considering changing tylerneu.com to my flavors.me site once custom domains are added. I suggest looking at the user gallery to see the simple, yet beautiful pages people have created already.

I’m definitely doing the same with my domain. See above post for mine.

steveisthereason:

it costs alot of money to clean up semen in Michigan.. who-whuddathought?

This is quite possibly the most awkward memo ever.

dj bousquet command center

you’d think we were high, but we actually just watched modern marvels: snack foods an hour ago

Something that Tyler posted earlier is now available in poster form (as I requested).